I have not been a kid in 20ish years, but I teach them every day. I think, if I could give up my independence and go back to being a kid for a day, these would be the 10 reasons I’d do so. Probably the only 10 reasons though… cuz most days I just don’t think I could deal with the drama that accompanies being a kid. (Inspired by my two kindergarten classes and the prompt found at Mama Kat’s Losin It)
Anyway, here’s the list — Letterman style — last to greatest.
10. You don’t have to do up your own coat or tie your own shoes (until you prove once that you’re capable, then you always have to do it).
9. Your lunch is packed for you, and an adult will open the hard-to-open wrappers and containers for you.
8. When someone’s reading you a story, it’s expected that you’ll call out in surprise at the idea of things like alligators living in the sewers.
7. When you miss your Mom, it’s ok to cry. People will even hug you for it.
6. You get invited to everyone’s birthday party, and celebrate pretty much every holiday during school time with parades and wicked fun crafts.
5. Everything you’re learning is new, so pretty much everything’s exciting and mind-blowing.
4. Along with # 5, the adults in your life are very quick to praise you to no end for every simple discovery.
3. Your laughter is intoxicating and makes others laugh with you.
2. You can say and do really cheeky things and get away with it because you’re unbelievably precious. (e.g. kids saying things like “point taken,” “my listening ears are broken,” and “my thinking cap fell off,” and when you win a game and do the biggest gun-show ever)
1. It doesn’t matter how ridiculous you look in your class picture, the picture is still absolutely adorable.
Also, while I’m here, PLEASE read this post by Angelina at The Road to Roma called “An Open Letter To God (re: online dating). It pretty much sums up my feelings about online dating right now. Angelina… it’s like I could have written it myself.